exterior interior

a nice room

phantasy landscape by Vernon Panton

If I had a massive house and lots of money, I would have a Vernon Panton designed room like this:



I think having a room like that would make me listen to a LOT of psy trance!! And also maybe get wasted all the time. It doesn't look like a productive kind of room.

renovierungsbedürftig

i've been looking at flats in berlin lately as i might move there, and was a little shocked when i found this..


it looks nice from the outside, but i obviously wouldn't consider renting the flat if i only planned to stay on the outside. here are the photos of the inside of the flat that they're trying to tempt me with:



if it was dirt cheap, i could have understood them trying to rent it out, but it's not. there's loads of flats in the same area that are all fresh and lovely for the same price - and even cheaper.

... it looks like there's been so many smack junkies living there that they found it hard to move, and nobody bothered to go to the toilet but just shat and pissed on the floor, and they all sweated loads and then they died and nobody knew, so the bodies just rotted and got mouldy and and.. then the landlord found out one day because they didn't pay the rent, so he scraped them out and put the flat up for rent the same day. that's what it looks like. and i don't think a layer of paint will fix it.

if you want to rent this flat, you can do so here.

forest house dream

I want to live in a house decorated like a forest, with green walls and lots of plants and little trees.

I think I deserve this tree bed by Shawn Lovell to get going with my pixie forest house, but it's more likely that I'll have to go out and get some trees, build a nest, get some spray paint etc and do some diy:


I also think I deserve this ghost tree coat rack by Erich Ginder, although with the right type of tree that wouldn't easily break off I could make that too:


I would also have to make mushroom stools like this one:


And massive grass rugs and cushions and allsorts in green fur like these rugs by pd design:


It would also be fun to build a frame and grow some proper grass indoor.

Or do something like Tokyo based designer (why is everything from Japan so dead cool?? ) Chiaki Murata of Metaphys, who has designed a product range of stackable grass planters.


I shall have to paint my fingers green, but first I need a house though.