creepy lip sync contestant

My brother found this little gem of a video- I guess good taste in things runs in the family. Such a fantastic performance!

I won Wilson's blog giveaway!!!

I've been keeping quiet about this giveaway as I wanted more of a chance of winning, bahahaha! AND I WON!? Normally only other people win things.

I didn't win this:
That was Wilson.
And this is Wilson with my prize:

My prize is a taxidermy toad called Mr. Toad with a BFF necklace (one half for mr. Toad and the other for me):
He's got a very nice face, and beautiful eyes, although Wilson has better teeth.

I've never seen such an amazing prize in a blog giveaway before, so I still can't believe that I actually won it. I feel very lucky, all those four leaf clovers I've found must finally be doing their magic.

Check out Wilson's blog, The Adventures of Wilson, it is very quirky and very good.

no regrets

dark room

Meowmania

A big thanks to Robin Charlotte for sharing the discovery of the best game ever on her blog. It's so good that I think everyone should experience it, and so I'm blogging it here as well for maximum Meowmania exposure.

click here to play Meowmania!

Robin Charlotte's blog is full of more interesting stuff than Meowmania, you should check it out if you like stuff like taxidermy, weird nature, crafts, jewellery making and vintage treasures.

ahh, Sunday..

What will I become?

from the book "Safe Counsel", 1928

five minutes of fame

I turned my brother's cat into a lolcat!


Go vote for Lillepus to make her a celebrity:
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3233427200

girls showing off their pussies

I know, I know, what a rubbish joke, but it had to be made.

we want beer

I've had an option on this blog for a while for people to buy me a beer, I take visa and paypal but so far (and not surprisingly) I've had no donations. Sigh. You're to blame if I die of thirst.

How can you say you love her..

My first encounter with the internet was at the age of 13/14ish. I remember I did a search for "Tamagotchi". And then, somehow, I accidentally managed to stumble upon a pornographic image of some person shitting into the mouth of another person. It made quite an impression, as I had never seen or imagined anything like scat. In that moment, it dawned on me that the human specie was a lot weirder and diverse than I had first thought.

dispose of your ugly children here

I haven't really thought about the fact that some parents can find their child ugly, but I guess it happens?

it would be awesome to have a baby..

.. so I could knit it great costumes. Like this:





Or this:


I would obviously knit my baby much better costumes as well. If I had a baby, my baby would be dressed up as a little gnome. Every Single Day. And on the days that it wasn't dressed up as a gnome, it would be dressed up as something more outlandish and weird. It would only wear colours like green, yellow and black so as to not look like(and be treated by others like) a girl or a boy and would be called a name that wasn't gender specific.

If I had a baby, I would train the baby to do house chores, like cleaning, doing dishes etc so I wouldn't have to do it myself. But most importantly; it would wear costumes.

Don't worry,
I don't want a baby. I can always get a dog and dress it up in weird costumes. But if I did want a baby, it would have been a great - and fashionable - baby!

Twitter for Dummies

I'm sure a lot of you unfashionable out of date people who isn't using Twitter is wondering what it is all about. Well, don't despair, this video will give you a little insight so you won't seem so passé(god forbid) if people bring it up in conversation:

awkward family photos

I just discovered a blog called Awkward Family Photos, it had me giggling out loud.
This is my favourite awkward family photo from the blog:

the world's biggest zit

At first I thought that it couldn't be real. My boyfriend thought it was mayonnaise that they had injected under the guy's skin, and then squeezed out as a practical joke. Ugh that is a freaky thought. But I've read that a lot of people think it's not a zit but a cyste or abscess. I don't care what people name the thing as long as I know that it's real. Bahahaha! OH. MY. GOD!!



I wonder what happens at the end though, I get the impression that something happens but they turn the camera away. What? Did his spine ooze out with all the puss, or what exactly happens that seems worse than whatever they've already shown? Or did they turn the camera away randomly and nothing extra happens.. Come on, I'm curious.. I bet that he was feeling really relieved at the end of it.

disgusting

Possibly the most disgusting gif animation ever! It's a true gem!

dance floor dale

my friend anders sent me a link to this amaaazing psychedelic video, it is so crazy and positive and the guy in it has the bestest facial expressions ever. i'm really happy i saw it, and i hope you will be too.

don't watch if you're epileptic. and if you're under 18, please post me your passport in the mail so i can make sure you're really over 18 & old enough and not 17 and a half and totally immature and fragile with sensitive eyes and brain and a pure heart and soul.. soo yes, that's my version of the WARNING that came with this embed. the original was this: This video below contains some explicit cartoon scenes, flashing lights and is FOR OVER 18's ONLY. (click the blank black space below to play the video)

all makt åt tengil!

"all makt åt tengil - vår befriare" translates to "all power to tengil - our liberator".

this is tengil:



he is the evil dictator who wants to enslave and rule all the people in the swedish film "bröderna lejonhjärta" - a film that all scandinavians are more than familiar with after seeing it countless times at school.

if tengil had motivational posters at his desk, i bet they would go something like this "arbeit macht frei"..

here are the main characthers, the two brothers skorpan and jonathan who have to fight against tengil. jeezus don't they look swedish, or what??:


in hindsight i can see why they made us see it so many times. even though it's a film for kids, it covers a lot of grown up themes like illness, death, tyranny, rebellion - and love, loyalty, hope, courage and pacifism. yet i didn't really care so much for that, and i still don't. my favourite part of the film is the same as it was when i was 10. the reason for why i'm writing this blog post is to share this scene:


ahh fantastic. you just witnessed tengil's dragon katla coming into battle. katla is shocking.
it's so great that they didn't care about their limitations in budget or special effect abilities, but went along and gave the dragon a major apperance anyway. and in my opinion, everything that makes this dragon crude, amateurish etc, makes it better, scarier - and more entertaining than polished hollywood effects could ever accomplish.

renovierungsbedürftig

i've been looking at flats in berlin lately as i might move there, and was a little shocked when i found this..


it looks nice from the outside, but i obviously wouldn't consider renting the flat if i only planned to stay on the outside. here are the photos of the inside of the flat that they're trying to tempt me with:



if it was dirt cheap, i could have understood them trying to rent it out, but it's not. there's loads of flats in the same area that are all fresh and lovely for the same price - and even cheaper.

... it looks like there's been so many smack junkies living there that they found it hard to move, and nobody bothered to go to the toilet but just shat and pissed on the floor, and they all sweated loads and then they died and nobody knew, so the bodies just rotted and got mouldy and and.. then the landlord found out one day because they didn't pay the rent, so he scraped them out and put the flat up for rent the same day. that's what it looks like. and i don't think a layer of paint will fix it.

if you want to rent this flat, you can do so here.